PrehistoricBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where dinosaurs roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds when suddenly a freakin’ T-rex comes stomping through, ready to chomp on anything in its path. But don’t worry, we got your back with special armor made from dino scales to protect you from getting eaten alive.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a brachiosaurus like a majestic steed? Well, now you can on our server! Just saddle up and gallop through the prehistoric landscape, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try taming a pterodactyl and soar through the skies like a boss?

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dino fight club? Yeah, that’s right. Test your skills against other players in epic battles between the fiercest dinosaurs around. Will you come out on top as the ultimate dino champion, or will you end up as dino chow? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience a world where dinosaurs rule and anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Rawr!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	2552
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	7635	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	916889
Void Armor Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Votes:	1404
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4829
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1962	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8998
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	853	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	24	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.