Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 11
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY