PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	9804
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6327	Dragon Eggs Found:	6266
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	215
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchantments Applied:	267
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	2909	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	189	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3952
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1163	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever