PreggoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

detention, Edition, GuantanamoCraft, Trumps

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magic Items Found:	5349	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3514	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9983
Emeralds Found:	6819	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	140911	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	291568
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	9786

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mines Excavated:	1610	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Buildings Constructed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Votes:	6667
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	939
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Potions Brewed:	131	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

U-Turn Democraft 2023

authoritarian regimes, autocratic leaders, autocratization, Democraft, democratic backsliding, democratic erosion, democratic institutions, democratic progress, democratization episodes, global trends, governance patterns, historical data, political history, political science, political stability, political transitions, power dynamics, regime change, subsequent democratization, U-turn shape, UTurn

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4226
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you why you should jump on this wild ride!

So, like, did you know that from 1900 to 2023, over half of all episodes of autocratization (democratic backsliding) do a complete 180 and turn into democratization? It’s like a rollercoaster of political drama, bro!

And get this, in the last 30 years, almost three quarters of autocratization episodes end up flipping back to democratization. It’s like watching a soap opera but with political systems, dude!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we create our own wacky political rollercoaster in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down? Only one way to find out, homie! Let’s do this! 🤪🎢🔥

Minigames .-. – A lot of mini-games! Waiting for you) server minecraft

Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Server, Waiting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Description server server “Minigames .-. – I am waiting for a lot of mini-games. ”I have not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3830
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3