join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 355 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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