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IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 5020 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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