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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7928 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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