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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5123 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Votes: | 5318 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.