Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 55
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 167796
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Ores Mined: 4331 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 1544
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Crops Grown: 4198

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RapeCraft Minecraft Server

    RapeCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Towns Built: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dimension Hops: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9269 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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