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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6929 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1551 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!