Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 280
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4622 Dragon Eggs Found: 4312
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 238
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1071
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Items Found: 6371

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9490 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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