PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

29 weeks pregnant, 4th of July Weekend, aita, alone, anxiety, care arrangements, Cats, cousin visiting family, Dogs, family, high risk, history repeating, husband, insistent, LEAVING, Minecraft, miscarriage, miscarriages, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Server, solo trips, vulnerable time

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and drama just like this poor pregnant woman!

Just like her husband, you’ll have the freedom to leave your responsibilities behind and embark on epic solo journeys to visit distant relatives. Who needs to stay home and take care of things when you can just jet off whenever you feel like it, right?

Experience the thrill of leaving your pregnant partner in tears as you venture off to see your family, all while dealing with the guilt and drama that follows. And don’t worry, our server is high risk just like her pregnancy, so you’ll always be on the edge of your seat!

Join now for a chance to recreate this heart-wrenching tale in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have all the drama and chaos right at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3068
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3161	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tulsa King Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Competition, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Gaming, King, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, role playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, Storyline, strategy, Tulsa, Tulsa King, video game, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1744	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	195

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	6645
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	6706
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ores Mined:	3891
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Potions Brewed:	70

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7743
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	1696

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	8529
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	254	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.