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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9990 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1432 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! you catch the flu. but not just any flu, oh no. this flu is so bad, it’s like, giving you superpowers or something.
next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.
you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.
so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!
