PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.

but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!

so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	7884
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6748	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	123
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	5514
Villages Defended:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!