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Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ores Mined:	1944
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Votes:	5321	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6652	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	928
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	4663
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Farms Harvested:	761
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6355	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4515
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4110
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Votes:	8411	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9351
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Towns Built:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2