PrankBanLand | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8768
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7046	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4412	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2433
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3218	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Enchantments Applied:	58	Buildings Constructed:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	180
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7