Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crops Grown:	4540
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5606

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3831	Dragon Eggs Found:	2772
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?