| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 26 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.
Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 4573 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.
2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.
3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.
4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 332 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Server Name | Silly SMP |
|---|---|
| IP Address | 192.168.1.203 |
| Plugins | EssentialsX |
I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.
Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?
A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.
Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
