| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3206 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3724 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3494 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8125 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4634 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 532 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3637 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 992684 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 4803 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 6230 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1079 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 9839 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4336 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7027 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7316 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1090 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 199 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
