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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Love Letters Sent: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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