Are you tired of boring, weak Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further! Our server is so powerful, it once made a Creeper explode from sheer excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, riding pigs that can fly to the moon, and mining for diamonds that are so sparkly, they blind any nearby zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself bows down to our greatness. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our pixelated perfection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a TNT explosion in a mine shaft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crops Grown: 5518 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9855 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Animals Bred: 38
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Animals Bred: 42

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 470 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1478
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9084 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8188 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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