PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	8159	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Void Gems Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	3248	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!