New Minecraft Servers

PottyBreakCraft: AITA Edition!

PottyBreakCraft: AITA Edition!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Portal of Perpetual Regret: The IBS Training Arena!

Dive headfirst into a chaotic labyrinth where digestive dilemmas meet workforce woes! Here, in the delightful horror of our blocky realm, we’ve crafted an experience so bizarre it makes the fabric of space-time question itself. If you’ve ever felt the oppressive weight of knowledge on a semi-functional gastrointestinal system, this server is for you!

Mission Statement:

Embrace your discomfort! Learn about existential crises while your avatar grapples with blocky bathroom breaks—because why not?

“I wanted to learn… but my body had other plans.” — Anonymous Warrior of the Loo


Features of the Server:

Feature Description
IBS Shows 12 different classes teaching you how to navigate life with anxiety as your trusty sidekick. Who needs potions when you have Imodium?
Exits and Retreats You’re never more than five blocks away from a bathroom—unless you’re trapped in the labyrinth of shame!
Incessant Lectures of Madness Weekly lectures on obscure topics like Why Does Your Stomach Hate You? and The Revolutionary Art of Dodging Awkward Stares.
The Spectral Administrator Beware the virtual apparition of a lecturer who haunts the halls, judging your every bathroom break!
Cursed Checkpoints A random chance to double your pain or lose your valuables if you dare to rest! Please read the server’s rules if you find yourself confused—don’t worry, they make no sense.

Testimonials from Confused Players:

“I thought I wanted to learn… but now I just want to escape!”

“This training ruined my in-game reputation, but at least my character’s digestive tract is well explored!”

“It’s like therapy, but the therapist is a crafting table that holds my secrets.”


Conspiracies and Legends:

    • The Imodium Conspiracy: Did you know control over your gut could unlock an ancient power? Rumors say that if you collect all ten ‘Potion of Containment’ recipes, you might just summon a deity who specializes in bathroom emergencies!
    • Banned in 12 Countries: That’s right! You could be at risk of being pursued by virtual authorities simply for trying to better yourself!**

Secret Features:

    • Bathroom Tiles of Revelation: Scan the bathroom tiles for hidden portents that may or may not predict your next flare-up.
    • The Myth of the Grateful Player: Legend says that if you leave your seat three times during a lecture, the vengeful spirit of the Grumpy Admin grants you a curse that makes your pickaxe eternally sticky—but also more effective. What’s a player to do?

Join Us, If You Dare!

Ready to experience the rollercoaster of confusion? Transition from reality into the bizarre universe of our server, where the trivial motions of life meet powerful existential rulings!

Warning: Joining may lead to an obsession with seeking improvements that might never come. Like staring at the sun, it’s either frighteningly enlightening or just plain nonsense. Remember, your avatar may exit, but your cognitive dissonance shall remain eternally trapped in the 16-bit digital purgatory!

Are you prepared to wander through the unpredictable maze of managing intestinal distress while trying to better your avatar’s career? Grab your diamond shovel, and dig your way into the bottomless pit of absurdity!

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  • MCVerseCity: Chill Craft Life

    MCVerseCity: Chill Craft Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    MCVerseCity – Classic Survival Grind

    Long Term SMP with a 10 Year Goal!

    Server Features

      • No Custom Stuff: Just pure Minecraft fun.
      • Skip the Grind: Use player markets or take your time!
      • Updated to 1.21.8: Semi-hardcore is now live.

    Play Style:

      • Chill like single-player or trade with pals.
      • Rank up for free as you play!

    World Info:

      • Huge world, 24 out of 120+ months old.
      • Only ~10% explored, so take it slow and build.

    Community:

      • Adults aged 18-70+.
      • Growing and friendly vibe.

    Game Modes

    Permanent SMP

      • [1.21.8] Long Term Survival with:
        • Map
        • Claims
        • Markets
        • Clans
        • Fishing Contests

    Community Classics

    Features List

      • 72 Hour Dead Chest: Get your stuff back!
      • Self Managed PvP & Clans
      • No TP from Nether or End: Fight your way out!
      • Large 256k World: Only 10% explored.
      • Resource Worlds: Easy access to stuff. (/jump)
      • Permanent Claims: Earn over 200k claim blocks!
      • Mob & Player Heads
      • Mini Blocks & Armor Stands: Decorate your builds!
      • Fishing Competitions: Catch and sell fancy fish heads!
      • Dragon Slayer: Respawning End Cycle.
      • Full Mob Spawns: Huge 24 chunk render distance.
      • Phantom Toggle
      • Searchable Player Market: Start your store!
      • Public Mob Farms & Group Projects
      • Proximity Chat: Get to know your pals!
      • Chill Community: Admins are friendly and responsive.

    Join Us!

    Website: www.mcverse.city Guide: www.mcverse.city/guide Map: map.mcverse.city Discord: Join Here

    Come build, trade, and chill with us!

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  • Utopellite: Echoes SMP Fun!

    Utopellite: Echoes SMP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Utopellite: Echoes Eternity

    Join the Fun! Come hang out with the crew on our fresh public cross-platform Minecraft SMP!

    🌍 Claims and Homes

      • Safe Builds: We got a cool claim system to keep your stuff safe from mobs and other players.
      • Home System: Pair it with the home system so you never lose your claim!

    💰 Economy & Ranks

      • Chest Shops: Trade with others using chest shops.
      • Jobs: Earn cash by doing jobs.
      • Crates: Get loot from vote keys or buy one of our 5 ranks!

    📜 Rules

      • Play Nice: Follow the rules so everyone can have a blast!

    🏞️ Survival & PvP

      • Survival World: Explore, mine, build, craft, and set up shops.
      • PvP World: Duel other players freely!

    ⚙️ ViaVersion

      • Join Any Version: Can’t play on 1.21.7? No worries! Join from any version, but expect some tiny bugs.

    📡 Server Info

      • Java & Bedrock IP: Utopellite.mcserver.us
      • Bedrock Port: 19132
      • Discord: Join Us!

    Come be part of our world!

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  • PalinSMP: Craft Your Own Tale!

    PalinSMP: Craft Your Own Tale!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Us on PalinSMP!

    This is a cool 1.21.7 crossplay survival server with:

      • Unique Terrain Gen
      • Custom Items
      • Player-Run Economy
      • Growing Lore
      • Land Claiming

    No pay-to-win and no wipes!

    Server Info

    Java: palinsmp.com Bedrock: play.palinsmp.com Port: 25583 Discord: discord.gg/qvVf83ScS4

    Features!

    QoL

    Use /home, /back, /tpa, and /warp! You can set 10 homes!

    Treefeller and Veinminer make life easy!

    Land Claiming

    Use Lands to claim land! Make cities or nations, it’s up to you!

    All Dimensions

    Custom terrain in Overworld, Nether, and The End! New stuff to find!

    Seasons change with RealisticSeasons!

    Friendly Community

    Our peeps are nice and love to help new players!

    Exclusive Items

    Check out our plugin Flavorful for custom recipes and wild stuff like dipping tools in lava!

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  • Outlands SMP: Ghasts & Fun!

    Outlands SMP: Ghasts & Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Outlands Minecraft Server Info

    Version: 1.21.7 Type: Semi-Vanilla SMP Age Limit: 16+ Server Mode: Survival Platform: Java Style: Hermitcraft


    Server Details


    What is Outlands?

    Outlands is a fun place to play and make friends. Here’s why it rocks:

      • Tight-Knit Community: Players who care about each other.
      • Greylist System: Look around first!
      • Trade Economy: Buy and sell with players.
      • Global Players: Always someone online.
      • Safe Space: No griefing or drama.
      • Player Events: Join in on fun builds and games.
      • Community Decisions: Your voice matters!
      • Judgment-Free Zone: No debates on diorite here!
      • Helpful Staff: Always ready to assist.
      • Custom Resource Pack: Get Hermitcraft vibes!

    Plugins and Features

      • Greylist Access: Tour before you apply.
      • Worldborder: Keeps the world fresh.
      • Discord Chat: Talk in-game or on Discord.
      • Armor Statues: Make your builds pop!
      • Voice Chat: Chat with friends nearby.
      • One-Player Sleep: Skip the night alone.
      • /sit Command: Chill anywhere!

    What to Expect

      • Reliable Uptime: 100% unless planned.
      • Welcoming Community: Respectful players only.
      • Long-Term Home: For all types of players.
      • Active Staff: Here to help you!

    What We Want in Players

      • Respect: No griefing or toxic vibes.
      • Engagement: Join in the fun!
      • Age: 16 or older.

    Join Outlands and be part of a great community!

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ SMP Fun! No Reset

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ SMP Fun! No Reset

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    About Straight Up:

    “Everyone’s forever world.”

    No resets, no land claims, and no TPA. Just plain vanilla Minecraft. The world has never been wiped since we started on April 1st, 2019. With over 6 years of fun, there’s tons to see and do.

    Server Info:

      • 🚫 No /tpa and no /home.
      • 💰 No currency or factions. Just pure survival.
      • 🌎 No world resets. We’ve kept it alive for 6 years!
      • 🧨 PvP and griefing allowed. No safe zones here.
      • 💻 Stable server. Smooth play for all.
      • ‼️ Fair anticheat. Keeps it fun and fair.

    Join Us:

    Want more info? Check our server doc. Got questions? Hit us up on Discord!

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