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BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5792
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Potions Brewed:	155

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	8045
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	1959	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1