PotatoPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the biggest losers can become champions! Join us and experience a world where being bad at stuff is actually a good thing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally dig straight down into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a shiny new diamond pickaxe. How? Because on our server, the laws of physics don’t apply.

Or how about this: you’re trying to build a house but keep placing blocks in all the wrong places. No worries! Our server has a magical building tool that turns your mistakes into masterpieces. Your wonky house will become a work of art in no time.

So why join our server? Because here, being bad at stuff is the key to success. Embrace your inner noob and become a legend in your own right. Join us now and start your journey to greatness (even if you have no idea what you’re doing).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	3604	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Farms Harvested:	111
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	2492	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8296

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2029
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	187	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.