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MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Ores Mined:	1559	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	110
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1702
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	472712	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	425639
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	6133	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	6261	Mines Excavated:	4545
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Items Found:	4963
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6813
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176