PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	185
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	37202
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	8532
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Votes:	1330

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Items Found:	4080
Buildings Constructed:	48	Emeralds Found:	9989

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	5005
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7839
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension Hops:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	2536	Farms Harvested:	132
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9512
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	266	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	164
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	272	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	9548
Star Shards Collected:	187	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.