PostOffkai2024MCServer

Closure, Completed, done, emotions, end of an era, Event, Farewell, feelings, finished, glad it’s over, Goodbye, looking forward, Memories, moving on, new beginnings, past, Post Offkai 2024, PostOffkai2024MCServer, Reflection, Relief

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that Rainbow Diamond!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So rest easy knowing that your builds are safe from griefers and trolls.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	176	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SnackCraftForeignGoods

exotic snacks, food cravings, Food lover, foodie, foreign foods, foreign snacks, global flavors, global snacks, Gourmet Snacks, imported snacks, international cuisine, international market, international snacks, online marketplace, online shopping, snack delivery, SnackCraftForeignGoods, SNACKS, specialty foods, unique snacks

Are you tired of eating the same old boring snacks in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world of exotic and foreign foods that will blow your mind (and taste buds) away!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual marketplace, filled with vendors selling everything from spicy Cheetos from Mexico to matcha Kit Kats from Japan. But be careful, because rumor has it there’s a secret vendor who sells enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare and valuable snacks guarded by a fierce army of snack-loving zombies. Defeat them and claim your delicious rewards!

So why settle for boring old Minecraft snacks when you can join our server and feast on the most outrageous and delicious treats from around the world? Join now and let the snacking adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

30k, 72hrs, border crossing, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, lebanon, Lebanon-Syria border, LebCraft, mass exodus, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Syria, Syrian refugees, UN, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1068	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	593	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7089	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Animals Bred:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6508
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1643	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.