hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Villages Defended: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Emeralds Found: 6613 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Alien Abductions: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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