PostKickCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4615	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2984	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	7333	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9264
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	183
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5995	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	5429	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	4930
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!