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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7298 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 357 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2518 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!