so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.

so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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