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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2196 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!