Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	264	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Emeralds Found:	5727
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nightmare Toys Transform

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Misinfo MasterCraft

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so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

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Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life (QoL)	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
Custom Help Menu	Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

4. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

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FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5776

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Animals Bred:	69	Runes Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	6987	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.