After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 255 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ores Mined: 7181
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Magic Items Found: 4873 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magic Items Found: 2123

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Towns Built: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Animals Bred: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Zombie Dances: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 379 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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