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‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8300
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mines Excavated:	2302
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	868

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	160
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Crops Grown:	4399
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3122
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	19286	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PreggoPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Star Shards Collected:	126	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MorningCraftFun

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	3673	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1