After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Animals Bred: 111 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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