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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2783 Potions Brewed: 168
Dragon Eggs Found: 7629 Dragon Eggs Found: 9728
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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