After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!
Post-Coitus Craft
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Everbloom Chill SMP {Crossplay}
### Everbloom Casual SMP
– **Chill vibes for builders and explorers.**
– **Custom lands and cool stuff, but still feels like the game.**
– **No PvP, no griefing, no raiding. Ever.**
– **Build, farm, and hang with nice folks.**
– **Wholesome crew focused on fun and teamwork.**—
### Server Info:
– **IP:** mc.everbloomsmp.net
– **Bedrock Port:** 25566
– **Discord:** Click Here
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Spellbound Forever [vanilla] 1.21
![Spellbound Forever [vanilla] 1.21](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
Spellbound Forever-world
Where boys become men, and men become women.
Join Us:
Apply here. React to the heart in #readme
Check out our postrelease trailer
About the Server:
This is Minecraft the way sweet baby Jesus wanted. A pure vanilla vibe that will never reset. Play your way, any time you want.
Only looking for mature, adult gamers.Tech Stuff:
- Runs on Fabric
- No mods that mess up vanilla
- If it works in singleplayer, it works here too
Our Features:
- High render distance (32*)
- Keep Inventory is on
- Discord to Minecraft chat
- Simple Voice Chat
- Fast Leaf Decay
- No Enderman Griefing
- Hard difficulty
- Firespread is on
- 0% sleep percentage
- Powered by a 9700x machine
Resources:
- A creative server with Axiom & Worldedit
- A modpack just for Spellbound
Join the fun and be part of something great!
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ SMP No Resets!
🌟 Straight Up Minecraft 🌟
Server Info:
- IP (Java Edition): play.straightupminecraft.com
- Join us on Discord: Discord
- Check out our site: Website
About Straight Up:
"Everyone’s forever world."
- No Resets: The world is here to stay since April 1, 2019. No wipes, ever.
- No Claims: Just pure fun. No land claims, no TPA.
- PvP & Griefing: Go wild! No safe zones.
- Proximity Chat: Chat with your pals using Simple Voice Chat (mod needed).
- Stable Server: Runs smooth without messing up your game.
- Fair Play: Anti-cheat is light. No exploits here.
Want More?
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Medieval Realms SMP [60+ Mods]
![Medieval Realms SMP [60+ Mods]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank20.jpg)
The Medieval Lands
Type: Modded SMP
Version: Java 1.20.1
Theme: Medieval
Mods: 60+
What’s it About?
The Medieval Lands is a chill SMP that mixes vanilla play with cool mods. Think knights, farms, boats, and epic fights! A bunch of players are ready to jump in and build a cozy community.What Can You Do?
- Fight: Join battles between kingdoms.
- Build: Create your dream castle or farm.
- Make Friends: Team up and share your stories.
- Claim Your Land: Be the ruler of your own spot!
Join Us!
Wanna play? Check the rules and info on our Discord! Can’t wait to see new faces!
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Hollowstone SMP: Adult Fun Zone!
Hollowstone SMP 🌍
Welcome to Hollowstone SMP!
A chill spot for adults who want to game and forget about real life. This is a whitelisted 18+ Java SMP server that kicked off on 18th October 2025!What We Offer:
- Version: 1.21.10, with big biomes.
- Location: London, UK.
Cool Additions:
- Simple Voice Chat
- BlueMap
- Vanilla Refresh
- Vanilla Tweaks
- Crafting Tweaks
- Banner Flags
- Blaze and Caves Advancements
Check our Discord for more info on these cool features!
Join Us!
If this sounds fun, apply now and be part of our crew!
Next up, we have the Ender Dragon Fight in about 2-3 weeks. You can vote for the date in our events channel on Discord. We made it a bit tougher, so get ready for an epic battle!Be nice, play nice, and let’s have some fun!