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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Farms Harvested: 484 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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