After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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