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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3842 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
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