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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9258 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
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