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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 975 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6063 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 187 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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