Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	1868
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2094

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20