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Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9257
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3933
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2694	Star Shards Collected:	68
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Crops Grown:	4703	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crops Grown:	4447	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	736
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	101

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10