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SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Emeralds Found:	6224
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	1325	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	792	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ores Mined:	2032	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4