PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mines Excavated:	2725
Emeralds Found:	4952	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	102	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1687
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	179
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mines Excavated:	4616	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	2628	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	124	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3832	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	630
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2336	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	133394
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Crops Grown:	5916
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9998	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8020	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	208
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2