PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4384
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2177
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	680053	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	7268
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	516
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	199
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Potions Brewed:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	1062

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	6