Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9475
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4670
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	5194
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4825	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	1270	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4956	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Items Found:	3699

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UNRWA Massacre Madness

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

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so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	139
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Key Features:

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Q: Are there rules on the server?

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

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